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What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What should you do with your sick pig?

Make it into cured bacon