What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What should you do with your sick pig?

Make it into cured bacon