What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!