What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.