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What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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What should you do with your sick pig?

Make it into cured bacon

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!