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What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

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What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.