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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

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Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black

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What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer