What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

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What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleotch!!

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

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What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip