What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

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Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...