What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

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What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!