Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.