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Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.