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Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it