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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread