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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal.

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.