Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

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How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.