Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
A-spare-I-guess
Wow, this blew up!
A plane
The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.
British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.
Because two Eds are better than one.
Womb-mates
Because you're breaking wind.
Nothing personal.
The pilot was a loaf of bread
It turned into a hexagon.
