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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Neil Peart Jokes More Neil Peart Jokes

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.