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Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!