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Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

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Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.