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Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

What did Orville say when Keith Harris died?

Nothing.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs