Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.