What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

Scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Boko Haram Jokes More Boko Haram Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.