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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Boko Haram Jokes More Boko Haram Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin