What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Boko Haram Jokes More Boko Haram Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin