What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

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How do blonde braincells die?

Alone.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown

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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin