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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Boko Haram Jokes More Boko Haram Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.