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How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.