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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

December 25th Jokes More December 25th Jokes

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Kim Jong Il Jokes More Kim Jong Il Jokes

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.