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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

December 25th Jokes More December 25th Jokes

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Kim Jong Il Jokes More Kim Jong Il Jokes

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.