Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader