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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What did the bad rapper get for Christmas?

J Coal

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.