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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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Because he was 9/11.

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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What symbol dispels a hex?

A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister.