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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Hexagon Jokes More Hexagon Jokes

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What symbol dispels a hex?

A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister.