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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hexagon Jokes More Hexagon Jokes

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon