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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon