Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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Twins! I am so sorry....

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.