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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

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What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

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Womb-mates

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King