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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.