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Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.