He started to hear invoices in his head.
Nukes... You're fired!
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
He was Bjorn again
Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels
Take your combat boot off his head.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
