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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

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What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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What's the best month for dating?

Sep-tinder!

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White and gold.

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Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized

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Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes