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Strength Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

Example Jokes More Example Jokes

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

Wail Jokes More Wail Jokes

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal