How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.