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How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul Walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions