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How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.