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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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Because they must build additional pylons.

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What do you call a graduated spider?

A Web Designer

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...