What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

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Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What are spiders webs good for?

Spiders!

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.