What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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What's every spider's dream job?

A web designer.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...