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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

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Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

What are spiders webs good for?

Spiders!

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

Who's there! Bolton! Bolton who?

Bolton braces!

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What's every spider's dream job?

A web designer.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.