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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What's every spider's dream job?

A web designer.

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Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.