What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Who's there! Bolton! Bolton who?

Bolton braces!

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What's every spider's dream job?

A web designer.

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Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.