What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

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What do you call a graduated spider?

A Web Designer

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...