Brace Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

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What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Who's there! Bolton! Bolton who?

Bolton braces!

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Why did the samurai hate nonsense?

Because he was a sensei.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Roller Coaster Jokes More Roller Coaster Jokes

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

Buck Tooth Jokes More Buck Tooth Jokes

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Bolton Jokes More Bolton Jokes

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

Forrest Gump Jokes More Forrest Gump Jokes

What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl