Brace Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

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What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Who's there! Bolton! Bolton who?

Bolton braces!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Lisp Jokes More Lisp Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why Three?

Husband: It's for you and your parents.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Samurai Jokes More Samurai Jokes

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Why did the samurai hate nonsense?

Because he was a sensei.

Web Designer Jokes More Web Designer Jokes

What do you call a graduated spider?

A Web Designer

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak