Brace Jokes

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Who's there! Bolton! Bolton who?

Bolton braces!

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Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Young Boy Jokes More Young Boy Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Samurai Jokes More Samurai Jokes

Why did the samurai hate nonsense?

Because he was a sensei.

Bolton Jokes More Bolton Jokes

Who's there! Bolton! Bolton who?

Bolton braces!

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

Forrest Gump Jokes More Forrest Gump Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

Lisp Jokes More Lisp Jokes

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!