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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

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Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals