Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

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Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

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What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor