Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.