Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.