The library, because it has the most stories.
Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.
San Diego
A pig tail!
The story grows on you.
Absolutely nun
Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending
The library, it’s got the most stories!
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.