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How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot