How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.