How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.