How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan