How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"