Two, but they have to be very small.
Gnomenclature.
Because he was Legoless
Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it