How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

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How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.