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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb