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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.