How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

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How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

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None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games