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Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!