How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

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What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.