A girl from Jersey.
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
A guy laughing his balls off.
Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
A Jersey.
Forget-me-knots!
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
