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What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Pretzel Jokes More Pretzel Jokes

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!