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What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

Pretzel Jokes More Pretzel Jokes

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.