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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

Pretzel Jokes More Pretzel Jokes

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "