How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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Why did the dyslexic fisherman go on a Paleo diet?

Because he was low crab of course.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!