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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Pretzel Jokes More Pretzel Jokes

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!