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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

Pretzel Jokes More Pretzel Jokes

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs