How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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How do you ask for a cigarette in Spain?

Tapas a snout!

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad