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How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.