How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

Roommates