They all dress like Dobby.
Vote for Bernie in a primary.
Roommates
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
There age
Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.
Mom & Dad
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
A Meringueutan
Because it was the chickens day off.
42
Triple Hay
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
To win dough.
They all "Feel The Burn!"
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Lettuce alone without dressing.
Because they're sending them to the infantry!
His PURR-ents
Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!
Linoleum blown apart
