Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

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Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

Abortion Jokes More Abortion Jokes

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Fitter Jokes More Fitter Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.