Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

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What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.