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Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

Roommates

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

How can you tell a Bernie Sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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Why did Italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!