Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

Roommates

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

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Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.