Youth Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Who is fastest girl in the world?

Airtel 4G girl.

Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

Stem Jokes More Stem Jokes

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What are we gonna name our band?

From crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.