Youth Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

What do you call a bench with white people?

The NBA

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Stem Jokes More Stem Jokes

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook?

Most likely to Secede

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein