Youth Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Rioter Jokes More Rioter Jokes

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

System Jokes More System Jokes

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer