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What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"