Youth Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Birthday State of Mind

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a good looking Lebanese man?

Azif

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you NEVER call a black man?

A friend

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Ensure Jokes More Ensure Jokes

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!