How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.