How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.