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How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.