Abortion Jokes

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

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Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer?

Spam.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns