Abortion Jokes

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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