Canceled Czechs
Abortions.
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
Because abortions float.
Fetus Deletus
He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...
One with plenty of body in it.
Czechs Mix
Because they always double Czech their work!
Because he is an ex-Terminator.
Guns 'n Roses
Cause Seven ate Windows 9
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
A clutch!
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Stop laughing and reload
Nine months.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.