Abortion Jokes

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Coat Hanger Jokes More Coat Hanger Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses