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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?