What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.