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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9?

Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?