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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other?

A three car pile-up.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.