What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Previous Random Joke Next

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.