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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Why don't they have Oktoberfest in Africa?

Because nobody there is much of a drinker.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.