Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU