Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.