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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork