Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

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How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.