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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

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How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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They though it was Riel funny!

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They have a polar pole poll.

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That rig a Tonys.

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An UnFair.

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They remove all attachments.

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Gmail

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Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.