Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

What do Polish Arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

Deleted

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

Deleted

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.