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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Welder Jokes More Welder Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.