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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Welder Jokes More Welder Jokes

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark