Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What did the ireshmen say to the beer?

I love you.....

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What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Welder Jokes More Welder Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark