Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.