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Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

Because it was the first Indie film.

Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

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Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS