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Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.