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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.