Because he doesn't exist.
The e-aster bunny.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
Your teeth.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
God doesn't think he's a Welder.
Because only two parties exist for the whole country
Because they don't exist
