Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.