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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.