Welder Jokes

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Erectile Dysfunction Jokes More Erectile Dysfunction Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What do you call a constable who is good at music?

Copper.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted