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Welder Jokes

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."