Welder Jokes

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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Tweethearts!

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between fancy food and military food?

Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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