Because he liked to meddle.
They both love to spark up joints.
God doesn't think he's a Welder.
Someone's got to fix this sub.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Heavy metal.
Because they're both cauldron
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Sol.
Thermite.
Eggnog-stic.
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.
Because he used a honey comb.
Because they take things literally.
So,so.....
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
