Welder Jokes

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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Anti-biotics

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He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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God knows.

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He thought he was melting.

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It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!