What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.