What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.