What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.