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What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.