They were scared of sparks flying.
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They both love to spark up joints.
ROBOT: twitch, spark
By looking over your shoulder!
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
It is the language of Wales.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
Try to neghostiate.
Watch the Parking son.
Pa-jammins
At yeast he's a fungi.
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.
Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!