Spark Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

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Cute Jokes More Cute Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What goes zzub zzub?

A bee flying backwards!

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl