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Spark Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

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What's a poor person favorite meal?

Sleep.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."