Spark Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

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How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

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What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.