Spark Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

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Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

' Jokes More ' Jokes

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

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What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle