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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

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Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!