How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

Removed (two children)

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH