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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

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Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!