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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

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What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

Offensive) You should try blind dating.

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!