Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Register Jokes More Register Jokes

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...