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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

Register Jokes More Register Jokes

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.