What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Prime Number Jokes More Prime Number Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.