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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it