What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What do you call a migrant in space?

Illegal alien

How much space does fungi need to grow?

As Mushroom as possible.

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What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

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What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.