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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Prime Number Jokes More Prime Number Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.