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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Prime Number Jokes More Prime Number Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.