What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.