Prime Number Jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

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23 Jokes More 23 Jokes

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

What about over there?

She said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

Prime Minister Jokes More Prime Minister Jokes

Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

Digit Jokes More Digit Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What is the scientific measurement for moistness?

Digits...

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

David Cameron Jokes More David Cameron Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.