Prime Number Jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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Prime Minister Jokes More Prime Minister Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Prime Jokes More Prime Jokes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Michael Jordan Jokes More Michael Jordan Jokes

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.