Novocaine Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Digit Jokes More Digit Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What is the scientific measurement for moistness?

Digits...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

Transcend Jokes More Transcend Jokes

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Dental Medication Jokes More Dental Medication Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!