Novocaine Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Transcend Jokes More Transcend Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Digit Jokes More Digit Jokes

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Dental Medication Jokes More Dental Medication Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Prime Number Jokes More Prime Number Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.