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Digit Jokes

What is the scientific measurement for moistness?

Digits...

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Picard Jokes More Picard Jokes

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Eliminate Jokes More Eliminate Jokes

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!