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What is the scientific measurement for moistness?

Digits...

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1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What is a dog's favourite sport?

Formula 1 drooling!

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

Prime Number Jokes More Prime Number Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

Jpeg Jokes More Jpeg Jokes

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother?

JPEG

Novocaine Jokes More Novocaine Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

Riker Jokes More Riker Jokes

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut