Digit Jokes

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Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Novocaine Jokes More Novocaine Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Jpeg Jokes More Jpeg Jokes

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.