Clickbait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

Clickbait --

How to avoid clickbait?

Clearly, you wouldn't know...

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

Clickbait

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

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How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

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What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

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Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

They're doing research on black holes.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.