Clickbait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

Clickbait --

How to avoid clickbait?

Clearly, you wouldn't know...

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!