Clickbait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

Clickbait --

How to avoid clickbait?

Clearly, you wouldn't know...

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

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Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

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How about that airplane food?

Edit: I'm so sorry.

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

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What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

Clickbait --